I can’t stand it when girls say, “That’s SO funny” instead of laughing (Scrubs), or refuse to do the cheque dance at dinner (How I Met Your Mother). I feel like TV shows are ruining girls for me – or is it an excuse to stay single?

They’re three women with strong opinions, so don’t expect sugar-coated responses.

Alice Maybe your dates won’t contribute to the bill because you spend the whole night quoting TV shows. It’s time to turn off the telly, JR. Seriously.

Crystelle OMG, JR, that’s SO funny, ’cause I have pet hates, too – like when guys are judgmental and shallow.

Cassie Dude, Scrubs jumped the shark years ago. Get some new shows.